Childing...

Please note before reading this: This post is not directed at my mother and father (I mean, obviously they've done their fair share of embarrassing me, but this post wasn't inspired by any recent events). This is directed at all parents who embarrass the fcuk out of their kids. So if you take offense to this then you probably need to make some changes. For instance, try not licking your thumb and wiping something off your son's face in front of all his friends.

Parents always speak of their "parenting duties" but fail to mention the child's duties. For instance embarrassing moments that we have to put up with and ignore just because we have to respect you. All we really want to say is "stop talking!". All parents try so hard to be hip and cool for their own reasons. Whether it be a desire to be young again or to just have as cool of friends as we have. Either way your reasons suck and you need to cut the shit out.

Also I would like to touch on the subject of chores. First of all, you did not have a child so it can clean your house. The idea slowly started developing in your brain when we started making messes. You had the child and it's your responsibility to clean up after it. Don't make me empty the dish washer or do your laundry because I pooped in my diaper as a child AND DO NOT CALL IT "doing your part around the house" - That's bull shit and you know it. I'll clean up after myself but as far as vacuuming, unloading the dishwasher, dusting, cleaning the bathroom or washing the windows... It's YOUR house where YOU pay the bills - remember? :)

On another note - what are your thoughts on vlogging? Should I do a video post once a week? It seems to be the newest trend in blogging. I know most of you follow my blog from my Facebook or Twitter so just leave a comment on either of those and let me know! Feedback (constructive criticism included) would be greatly appreciated! 

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 My little fur baby aka blogging partner.

Love, inspiration and happiness always,

(and phoebs!)